Did you?

i like to think of someone watching this and thinking “i should post this on tumblr on thursday the 20th” and then they go through their page-a-day diary and write “post thurs 20th image” on every thursday the 20th

Wait what

I want those fucking shoes man

if my dad made me wings out of wax and feathers in order to escape our prison home i wouldn’t die

rip to icarus but im different

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

I was gonna make a personal post but instead please view my favorite page on the internet.

This will never not be fucking hilarious

WHAT THE HECK

this webpage is a gateway to hell

Shit, you right Bulbasaur

horses are terrible. they’re buff and smoove and i hate looking at and seeing them

they’re like big hard dogs with no soul and awful homunculus teeth. miss me with that shit

yesterday someone told me horses “have friendly faces” and that’s the least human opinion ive ever heard

horses look like if a race of men were twisted into animals for profaning a dark and nameless god in a time before time

I’m crying