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sadomasochism? no, i'm actually quite happyomasochism ^_^

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

really hate it when my dreams are just slight variations of reality that could very much happen and kinda hurt my feelings when i realise they in fact did not.... can we go back to dreaming about fairies and laying eggs

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

urban cyber grunge is when you are a piece of shit who goes out side at night during winter and takes a pic of a street lamp and whispers “fuck yes.. im posting this to my fuckedup side blog with no followerz” then you browse the internet and laugh about bitcoins. you love being a pice of shit. you love urban cyber grunge 

Squidward is an aristocratic gay black man who vogues old way because he’s cultured, Spongebob is a twink from the Dominican Republic, Patrick is an anglo saxon bear who doesn’t wash after the gym

the universe sends its most ocd-riddled and/or psychosis prone soldiers the most amount of "harmless" coincidences

spongebob is really patient with patrick i'm glad patrick has a friend like that in his life

brain surgery videos. first thing in the morning. everything else in life seems so simple. in comparison. so that's my advice.

i can control things with my mind but the reason i can’t prove it to you is because god prevents me from causing any observable effects. for example i could make this vase of roses shatter by staring at it but invisible angels perfectly counteract the inward explosive pressure im exerting on the glass by increasing the pressure of the air in the case, making it harder to break. and this holds true for everything. for example i just unlocked a door with my mind but the angels quickly relocked it

i’ve gotten around this problem by not only using my powers on things i want to happen. for example if i want that flower on the side of the road to bloom i don’t focus my mind on making it bloom, and so i don’t attract the angels who would in turn keep it from blooming. instead i bide my time and eventually the flower usually blooms. although i didn’t do anything, it still bloomed because of me, because of my intentional lack of interference. so i can do anything and make anything happen pretty much by just not doing it, so the angels don’t come, and letting it happen on its own, since everything happens on its own eventually. this takes more patience than i have though so sometimes i do interfere, and when god sends angels to stop me i just look the angels in the eyes and eye contact is lethal to an angel so it kills them.