“Oh gosh I think im bleeding through my pants.”
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if i look back, i am lost
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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$LAYYYTER
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“Oh gosh I think im bleeding through my pants.”
The humble blood clot:

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you
This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you
The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.
Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.
It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

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there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis
STOP!!!!
this is acgually a symptom of ADHD
SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A TUMBLR POST
Do not scroll up. This makes mustard gas
Fact Check:
Mustard is a Condiment, not a Gas.
Source
when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.
i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prev's tags are too good not to save
if you really want tumblr to take notice you should cancel your tumblr premium subscription
if all 8 of you do it thatll really put their feet to the fire
everybody give them a round of applause
angery!
150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

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Edgar Vergara, of Jasper, captured this amazing trail-camera photo in Pickens County on Oct. 22, 2023 at 3 a.m. “I’ve never seen a deer photo like this before!” Edgar said.
I'm not timmy turner I'm just the timmy who turnered up
fucking the carrier pigeon guy for carrier pigeons
fucking the carrier pigeon guy for carrier pigeons
pigeon count: 2
shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this
A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale)
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attention walmart shoppers 3 more seconds til I get naked