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Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

person who assumes maleness as default and refuses to interrogate this: yeah this character has no gender, they're just a little Guy

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

fingering myself

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before