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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

“I’m an equal opportunity offender. I make fun of everybody.” - Guy whose identities all align with the systemically dominant power groups in his cultural and geographic context

"I mock all demographics" - guy who conceives of "demographics" as being the ways in which people differ from his conception of a default human being

i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍

'madonna is better for women than sabrina', 'customising my labubu', 'did tucker carlson just make a decent point'. you guys are such marketing segments.

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

for months ive been thinking to myself "food is highkey yummy", a phrase which not only means nothing but is also stupid as fuck