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I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

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Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes
Pine martens are an option!
PINE MARTENS??!?
Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:
HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN
I chose the fox as one of mine, it's an obvious choice but it'd be nice to celebrate an animal so commonly denigrated. Not that old 'foul mart' has had much of a fun time of it historically either.
Some interesting options here in general, they've not just gone with the obvious animals.
I ended up not choosing the fox, purely because I actually reckon it's going to romp home - for all the controversy, it's the most common wild mammal people see in urban centres, and it's charismatic
I went pine marten, as I've been involved in helping their reintroduction to Wales, and then I wrestled with myself for an Age before finally going hedgehog.
Birds: puffins were the easiest choice. The UK - and Pembrokeshire Coast National Park in west Wales specifically - has a significant portion of the global breeding population of puffins, thanks to Skomer and Grassholm islands. In a country with the biodiversity depletion we have (bottom 10% of countries globally for biodiversity), the islands of Pembrokeshire are almost obscene in how high their biodiversity is, and it's for breeding specifically. We can be justly proud of those. Plus, puffins are fun clowns.
And then I agonised about the others until I finally went for the Great Spotted Woodpecker, a bird I do periodically see and get excited about every time
The Lumped-Together-Others: the bumblebee, you have to. I adore bumblebees.
And then I went for the marsh fritillary, because it's super endangered and I'm an environmentalist with a specialism in habitat management and ecology, and therefore spend a non-trivial amount of my time explaining how to manage for the little assholes.
But MY GOD it took me a while
Can't wait to refer to Pound notes as
"you got any hedgehogs?"
"I have a Puffin" " I got 2 bumblebees, can I swap that for a 2 Kingfishers and a Fox'
So excited.
There is little I hold more dearly in my life than the haiku bot
There is little I
hold more dearly in my life
than the haiku bot
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

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awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users
would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like theyâre gone. itâs the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.
thatâs not the whole flag, now is it
hey staff what the fuck
hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose
HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE
And itâs still marked as mature wtf tumblr

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Being crazy about a piece of media for any amount of time will leave a weird mark on you forever because years later youâll see someone posting something about it like âcan we talk about this frameâ and youâll be like âah that frame. i know all about that frame. I was once a scholar of that frame.â
There is a forbidden type of magic out there. It isnât forbidden because itâs inherently evil, or forces you to lose your humanity, or requires human sacrifices - itâs just forbidden because itâs annoying as heck to fight against.
âMaâam, I really must insist that you pay for the room and board Iâve been giving you! Itâs been a week!â
âFine, fine,â I grumble. âI have a few options for payment: I could give you paper money, cheap gaudy jewelry, chocolate coins, spiders, some pretty seashells-â
âSpiders????â he repeats, baffled.
âSpiders it is, then,â I agree equitably, and with a wave of my hand the bed Iâve been sleeping in for the last week turns into a writhing mass of various spiders.
Worth it.
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âStop right there! Youâre under arrest for fraud, destruction of property, and-!â
I yawn. âDidnât ask, donât care.â A few gestures, and the guardsâ swords are all transmuted into spiders, and then theyâre too busy to worry about little olâ me.
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âYou have insulted my honor and humiliated me in front of my children! I demand satisfaction! I demand a wizardâs duel!â
Shrugging, I say, âSure, okay, whatever. Right here and now okay?â
The pompous wizard-noble blinks. âI- you donât want to prepare? Get your wizardâs staff or anything?â
âNah, Iâm pretty good with somatic gestures.â
âWell, if youâre sure⌠here and now then! Have at you!â He slams his staff down on the ground dramatically, a small shockwave of fire radiating out from the impact.
So of course, I turn his staff into spiders.
âAHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKâ
âSo if youâre too busy screaming to cast spells, does that mean I win?â
âAUGH ONE OF THEM BIT MEâ
âIâm taking that as a yes.â
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After that, they start coming at me in waves, with cheap wands and staves and swords and bows bought in bulk, hoping to exhaust my magical reserves so they can get close enough to put a magic inhibitor on me.
They did not expect my reserves to be as vast as they were, not did they expect me to be able to transmute the inhibitors themselves into spiders.
âDidnât you take Magic Basics in wizard college?â I yell at the panicking mages. âInhibitors arenât immune to magic until the moment they activate! Serious weak point in the design, tell your magitechnicians to fix that!â
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So of course they try assassins next.
Poison fails, because I transmute any food and drink I get into spiders and then transmute them back. Pretty easy way to get rid of poison.
So then they try knives in dark alleys. The knives bruise through my full-body spider-silk outfit, but do not penetrate, and they only get one shot before they have bigger problems.
Next is killing me in my sleep. None live to report back that the human-shaped lump under the blankets is actually a mass of highly venomous spiders.
The kingdom throws everything it has at me, and I continue to walk away, heralded by the chittering of spiders and the screams of everyone else.
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Finally, I stand before the king himself in his overly opulent throne room, and by now he is a broken shell of a man in the face of my unorthodox tactics.
Good.
âWhat do you want?â he practically sobs. âYouâve singlehandedly redirected the entire crownâs budget for the next three years into replacing every weapon youâve turned into spiders. Much more and weâll be invaded by our neighbors! We wouldnât be able to resist being annexed! So what can I give you to make you stop doing this?!â
I pause and pretend to consider, tapping a finger against my chin thoughtfully. âYou know, you sent my brother off to war a few years back. That conflict with the Yughs up north, I believe. He didnât want to go, so your guards forced him at spearpoint. I havenât seen him since.â
He seizes on that, as I expected. âYes, yes, Iâll have him returned right away! Tell me his name and Iâll honorably release him from duty and have him escorted safely home!â
âOh?â I raise one sardonic eyebrow. âAre you able to bring back the dead now, oh wise and glorious king?â
He pales, and itâs the most satisfying thing Iâve seen in years.
âYou have nothing I want,â I growl, letting the anger slip through for the first time in years. âYou cannot bring him back, you cannot make up for my loss with all the riches in your kingdom. The only thing I want is to take everything from you, the way you did to me. Your kingdom will bleed out of resources, one of the neighboring countries youâve been trying to conquer for decades now will take advantage and annex this place, and you will either be executed or forced to work for a living for the first time in your life.â
I glare at him, and he refuses to meet my eyes. âYou will lose everything you ever cared about in your life. One spider at a time.â
I transmute his throne and crown into spiders (non-deadly; he doesnât get to escape my wrath that easily), then turn and walk away, ignoring his screams and sobs.
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And thatâs why, when the Yughs finally annexed the kingdom I grew up in, they preemptively made Transarachnomancy a forbidden magical art. Not sure how they intend to enforce that, mind, but Iâm not looking to challenge that. Iâve gotten what I wanted; if some other aspiring mage wants to try and follow in my footsteps, thatâs not my problem.
Besides, in terms of magical skill, Iâve always been an outlier anyway. Most mages would be lucky to turn just one knife into a spider at a time; I can turn ten thousand with a few gestures. I doubt anyone will outdo my legacy.
But hey, if you want to try and surpass Georgia of the Spiders? Feel free. Iâll welcome the competition.
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i am of the sincere belief that if ur on ur computer a lot you should visually customize it to high hell and back not just for funsies but also because it has literally made me less depressed before. its kind of like how rearranging your bedroom is good for your brain, yknow. i do stuff like this every few months
and if anyone wants to follow suit
LIVE WALLPAPER: wallpaper engine. only thing on here that costs any money (its like 5 bucks on steam). im sure theres free alternatives but this one has a lot of presets and stuff so its less hassle and its what i use. might be a bad idea for lower end pcs tho
CUSTOM TASKBAR: retrobar on github (lots of different options)
CUSTOM CURSOR: theres a lot of places to find these, but rw-designer open cursor library is a good place to start
DISCORD: betterdiscord, im using the clearvision v7 theme with a custom background
EXTENSIONS (these are for firefox, might or might not exist on other browsers):
tabliss for the new tab theme
stylus for tumblr -> specifically the 'tumblr - custom dashboard pallette' theme for colors + bg, and this for the pre-twitterifcation layout
enhancer for youtube for custom youtube colors
the browser theme is just one i found on the firefox theme 'store'

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The European Union already forced Apple to abandon its proprietary charging port and adopt USB-C across its entire iPhone lineup. It just did something bigger. A new EU mandate requires every smartphone sold in Europe including Apple devices to feature a battery that can be replaced by the user without specialist tools, without voiding a warranty, and without sending the device to a manufacturer approved service center. Batteries must maintain a minimum capacity threshold after a set number of charge cycles and replacement parts must remain available for up to ten years after a model goes on sale.
The consumer electronics industry built its current business model around batteries that degrade, cannot be replaced at home, and create a natural upgrade cycle every two to three years. The EU just legislated that model out of existence in the world's largest regulatory market.
Apple, Samsung, and every other manufacturer now faces a choice between redesigning their devices for the European market or accepting that their current hardware architecture is no longer legally sellable there.
Given that no company walks away from European consumers voluntarily the phones are going to change and once they change for Europe the rest of the world will ask why theirs still do not.