Fer Diaz

saudades sanduíche de chernobyl

que fome

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

bitch remover

Jesus fucking christ

MEU DEUS QUE MULHER LINDA EU AINDA TO SURTANDO PORRA

girls are just so [clenches fist] fucking pretty

once i finally get top surgery and can walk around and swim shirtless it’s over for yall

Petition to rename top surgery Teet Yeet

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort

weigh waters ened

I think everyday about how Friends could have been good if it was a show about two gay roommates (chef monica and author chandler) who fall for their new, bright-eyed, adorable, bisexual neighbors across the hall (actors rachel and joey), and, mysteriously, ross just isn’t fucking in it

Phoebe still comes in to say weird things and sing the song about the smelly cat and Ross is just nonexistent.

Ross died of influenza