Mediocre at best

I am not in the headspace to see rich people be happy

*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

I enjoy how Aztec gods have English epithets like "The Flayed Lord" but hes the god of agriculture.

Random Nahua farmer, already immersed in a religious culture that uses the imagery of bodily mutilation to convey the nuances of divinity: "Oh yeah makes total sense."

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

If you catch me crying, it's over them. screaming, crying, sobbing over them

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

'Book math' "murder is forgivable but cheating isn't"

If dracula busted inside you he'd call it a screampie or some shit

He'd say im gonna edraculate