Speaking from the fart

(lady gaga voice) fart it out, walk a mile

Squirt it stinky shitty style

love Kesha's new song Fart On Me Good at the Trailer Park

How's it going, Tumblr???

It's going. I am once again cocooned in a foul miasma of my own making. And I'm at Tesco in the soup aisle..

*farting so loud you can feel it* mistress will see you now...

Actually Pearl would understand completely

No babe that wasn't a fart you just got me purring

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

me as the office siren: *farts in my pencil skirt, starts crying because its so loud that I got scared*

Cock

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doodle

doo

This allergy season I'm using a neti pot to douche

Fuck a personal blog yall are gonna soak up every aspect in 4K

like a diaper

closing tonight 🫩

Opening tonight

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

Blogging for each and every one of you ...

Farting for each and every one of you