Speaking from the fart

Butthole Wrapped™️ damn girl you a big shitter

mutuals please tell me what your username means to you! after some reflection I realize I have no idea what most of your urls mean and I’m really interested to know!

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

farding like crazy at work

your welcome

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

Good luck booking that colonoscopy you speak of

salad is mostly items

Like poo, poo, and more juicy poo

Carrying around a turd clipped to my backpack and calling it a Ladoodoo

fuck bro i forgot about the diarrhea parasite and i ate a fucking salad today 💀

See you soon!

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

a courtesy flush is NOT in the bill of rights 😤