Blegh

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

No, that's not a collar and leash... Is our red string of fate taking physical form.

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

I have GOT to stop spending $30

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

hello i am a queer photographer documenting all aspects of queer life such as: skinny white gay man in bed, 2 fit white gay men posing by a pool, macro photo of white man's abs, grayscale photo of fit gay man of indeterminate ethnicity facing away from camera, tender moment between 2 skinny white gay men,

When an album is a grower not a shower

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

let's go loitering💖