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lesbian texting their bisexual guy friends: Omg hiii I actually do not know anyone who would be a good fit to run in bar marketing for the doritos infused tequila but thank you for thinking of me!! Are you still doing the MFA???

lesbian texting their gay guy friends: Of COURSE you can have my french onion soup recipe. Don’t worry.

lesbian texting their straight girl friends: that hang was sooo needed. genuinely think this is going to be your year 🫶 seriously I mean it.

lesbian texting their bisexual girl friends: I know. I feel the same way—that this is the year my father’s corpse, which I drag with me on my back every winter, finally stops keeping me warm.

Happy Winter Solstice

"AN ENIGMA OF THE SAGES. In which the underlying substance of the Art, called the Phoenix of the Sages, is found to be thrice threefold. If I tell you three parts of a thing you have no cause to complain. Seek one of three, and of the three one will be there: for where there is body and soul, there is also Spirit and there shine salt, sulphur, and mercury. Trust my word, seek the grass that is trefoil. Thou knowest the name, and art wise and cunning if thou findest it."

— The Sophic Hydrolith

Art: Sulphur, Mercury, Salt (FM-ICONOGR-ATLAS, c. 1813, François-Nicolas Noël, BnF)

The three principles are joined together in one same subject, and yet they are distinct according to their operation.

Sulphur acts as the active and inflaming principle, Mercury as the volatile and penetrating principle, Salt as the fixing and preserving principle.

These three are found everywhere in nature, and nothing can subsist without their union.