you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

would you like to share with the class 🤔

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

would you like to unshare with the class

you cannot be serious

reading tbosas for the first time now, after living through three years of people making snow thirst fancams and posts about bisexual poly love triangles or what the fuck ever, is legitimately crazymaking. what do you mean you think this guy is a simp. this is not a romance. he is a high school student who wants to get a good grade in murder by exploiting a teenage girl. i am going to grow fangs and start biting people