stay made of lightning

me seeing a take i disagree with and piously allowing it to pass (mostly) unremarked upon: I'm sort of like a modern day saint

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

Sorry to everyone who DMs me only to find I am actually terrible at actual human interaction

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you