stay made of lightning

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

Sorry to everyone who DMs me only to find I am actually terrible at actual human interaction

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

Humiliated again…

that's like. Biblically Accurate Drug. You are just stimulating the fucking nerves. You are playing with The Pleasure Root. You try it once and you crave this shit your whole life after. There is no return. This is a one way ticket. You can do this just once for one second to a person and get them into depression for life. All in all dont. You Dont want it. Dont do Ultimate Perfect Drug kids.