stay made of lightning

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

it's keep your wits about you wednesday

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

also, a lot of the “what if you gave birth to The Creature?” pregnancy horror bullshit feels ableist to me. the horror being that the baby was not what you were expecting and not that you did not want a child at all. corny.

not eraserhead, I love that the eraserhead baby being the eraserhead baby represents a frustrated and unwilling parent being unable to see their child as human, the horror is parenthood, the baby is just a baby

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals