Let's Get Down to Business!

Damian: I want to stab you

Jason: what do you mean?

Tim: don’t y’all get that little voice in your head telling you something could go wrong

Jason & Damian simultaneously : no??

Tim: the number one thing trending on Twitter is WWIII

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Anakin squared photo redraw!!!<3

Council: What was that noise?

Obi-Wan: What noise?

Council: That meow??

Obi-Wan: Oh… it’s just… well…

Cat: *pops his little head out of Obi-Wan’s robes* 😺

Council: Padawan Kenobi, why do you have a cat?

Obi-Wan: …Master did it!

Qui-Gon: *has been tuning them out for five minutes now* What?

Council: How many times do we have to tell you to stop bringing home stray animals and making your Padawan take care of them!

Qui-Gon: Well, I don’t remember doing that in the last two days, but I’ve done it enough that you won’t believe any of my arguments, so, my bad?

Council: 😠

Obi-Wan: 😇

Cat: 😸

Ten years later:

Obi-Wan: *after doing something so stupid he almost died and ten things blew up*

Council: Obi-Wan, we are cross with you!

Obi-Wan: Anakin did it.

Council: He’s right, Obi-Wan is a little angel he would never do something like this. Padawan Skywalker, we are very cross with you!

Anakin: *also with a bad habit of tuning people out* …what?

I AM BEGGING YOU TO PLEASE, PLEASE READ VADER: DARK VISIONS BECAUSE I AM LOSING MY GODDAMNED MIND OVER IT. DARTH VADER FIGHTS A DINOSAUR SHARK KAIJUU WITH LASER BREATH IN THE MOST DRAMATIC, EXTRA THING I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE SEEN DARTH VADER KILL A DINOSAUR BIRD AND MAKE A SCARF OUT OF IT THE COMIC IS SO HILARIOUSLY OVER THE TOP THAT YOU SORT OF HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT HOLY SHIT, LOOK WHAT THE FORCE DOES, THIS IS WHY LEVEL 100 PSYCHICS ARE TERRIFYING AND ALSO WHY PIRATES CONSTANTLY TRIED TO KIDNAP THEM, BECAUSE WHAT THEY CAN DO IS INSANE, AN ENTIRE PLANET’S POPULATION WAS DRIVEN UNDERGROUND BY THIS THING, IT DESTROYED THE ENTIRE CIVILIZATION AND DARTH FUCKING VADER CARVES IT UP LIKE CHRISTMAS GOOSE IN TWENTY MINUTES TOPS HOLY SHIT BUT ALSO THIS IS PEAK FUCKING DARTH VADER JUST FLAILING THROUGH THE AIR LIKE THE GALAXY’S MOST DEADLY FIDGET SPINNER AND UPSKIRT SHOTS THAT ARE DRAMATIC TO THE MAX AND THE POOR ALIEN KID BEING AWE-STRUCK BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT A SACK OF GARBAGE THIS PATHETIC DUMBASS ACTUALLY IS (ANAKIN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH) AND TO FINISH IT ALL OFF, DO YOU KNOW HOW DARTH VADER GOES BACK TO HIS STAR DESTROYER, AFTER HIS TIE FIGHTER CRASHED ON THIS PLANET? DO YOU KNOW HOW DARTH VADER HITCHES A RIDE BACK TO THE STAR DESTROYER?

HE CLIMBS ONTO THE TIE FIGHTER WHILE THE TRACTOR BEAM HAULS IT UP AND FUCKING RIDES IT INSTEAD OF GETTING INSIDE LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IT’S ONE THING TO RIDE YOUR TIE FIGHTER WHEN IT’S A NICE SLOW DESCENT THAT YOU CAN CONTROL