you look like pepsi max

fucking the everything bagel for everything

everything? including war?

fucking the war bagel for war

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Hey, four fifths of my polycule saw you from across the bar and think you're cute. The other one thinks you're fuck ugly.

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to