☆ Dewey ☆

So basically for this spell to work we have to get naked and rub our dicks together. Yeah for mana. so its not gay i prommy

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Ring's on the wrong finger. Sic em, Jason.

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

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Tara, standing on top of Gale, his first night sleeping back at his tower: Mr. Dekarios? I regret to inform you that it is ten minutes past the hour and as you know I eat breakfast at 6 minutes past the hour. If I am not fed, I must begin the traditional tressym starving song

*Alex Jones voice* They're giving the robots pronouns