devotion to violets

deeply unlikeable and unpleasant female characters are actually so important for the ecosystem and also as a good litmus test over if a person is Weird about women or not

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

I love being an adult who always puts my hand out to shake when I meet a kid! every single time their face is like "no one does The Adult Greeting Ritual with me, is this a sign of respect or is this man simply unhinged" and then of course as we talk they realise it's both

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I found it

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

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