Luigi fans who hate Mario are insane because if you ever told Luigi you hate Mario he would start crying and then put his dukes up while still crying

If you told Mario you hate Luigi he would also put his dukes up, he wouldn’t cry though he’d make that pissed off Mario face

Bowser would applaud you and kiss you on the mouth with tongue for hating the Bros

some of y’all need to learn more compassion for adults who are severely mentally ill or disabled… like schizophrenics who still depend on their family members and probably always will have to, autistic people who live in group homes, people with bipolar disorder who attend partial inpatient programs, etc…. people who couldn’t get college degrees, who can’t work. not everyone is like you.

L woulda been out there serial killing too but he had a vitamin d deficiency and everytime he stood up he got overwhelmed by the shrimp colors

a lot of scantily clad women with numbers in ther urls are following me lately. they must be smitten with my devilish charm

we need loser girls now more than ever

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

*goes outside* *sees the moon is already visible despite the sun still being up* *chuckles* oh so ur having a date today...

sorry i almost died to save your life and said i believed in your dreams as you held me tenderly. do you still think i’m cool

the gif of sasuke knocking over the glass of water with the caption “Is Nothing Easy?” is the best image on this site

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

Lowering to $5!

Closed!

if ibuprofen was a girl I would marry him

Also happy birthday to sasuke. Btw. If you care.

You know who else cares?

I'm sure Sasuke will be very happy to have someone celebrate his birthday with him, so lay it on me mitch