What Have I Done To You

no one tells you this but you can just put asparagus salt pepper and butter in an oven and twenty minutes later have the best fucking snack in the universe

yet another failure of the american education system

its like a real life version of that children’s song with the magic bridge that you had to dance across

Highlights: --all the old people --one dude who starts doing the Cotton-Eye Joe and has the steps on lock --quinceañera girl with a dress bigger than the circle --lots of kids but particularly the dude who's doing the helicopter with his little girl --an entire section of Millennials doing dance moves I recognize, oh the nostalgia

hrmm. well hold on now ive been filled with a sudden joy and whimsy for the world

They are both right

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

That was a near-religious experience 

World Heritage Post

Original linked video is gone, so here’s a new link.