Women Fear Me Fish Want Me

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

I like to have fun enjoy and celebrate

they kill people for saying stuff like this

Should i go into hiding

i think its fun when people use the trope of vampires thinking that werewolves smell like shit but its especially funny to me when they say a werewolf smells like 'wet dog' . like specifically WET dog? not dry dog? something about werewolves makes them smell damper than any normal dog even if theyre dry as a bone? fascinating implications. wet werewolf vs creepy vampire. much to consider.

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.