The Witcher fandom got me back to writing and as I’ve now produced a decent amount of fic, my dearest friends ( @firefly-party and @hallistarling ) told me it’s time I made one of these myself, so here you go! (The beautiful header is also their work <3 <3 <3 )
GERASKIER FICS
The (White) Wolf's Appetite (rated E) - my first fic I wrote after 5 years of writing NOTHING! After another tiring and annoying day of hunting down monsters, Geralt only wants to do one thing. Jaskier, of course. His friend isn't so eager to please, though. Obligatory bathtub sex ensues eventually, though.
Heavy In Your Arms (rated M) - first installment of the Blind Is The Beast seriesGeralt's last contract before retreating to Kaer Morhen for winter goes horribly wrong. Now Mr. "I don't need anybody" has to rely on other people's help and has a hard time adjusting.
Bedroom Hymns (rated E) - second part of the Blind Is The Beast series Geralt brings Jaskier with him to Kaer Morhen for winter - more out of necessity than his own will. But inviting the bard over turns out to be the best decision Geralt has made in a long time.
I Promise You I'm Not Broken (rated E) - my first chaptered fic! A modern college AU! Jaskier is an art student, who moves across the Continent to run away from his troubled past (and also his parents) and start a new life. Geralt is a librarian at the university (at least during the day) and he immediately draws Jaskier's attention, as soon as he steps through the library's door.
Very Late At Night When Cities Turn Into Forests Again (rated E) - my almost done current WIP, modern with magic AU! A modern-day witcher in a world where people stopped believing in magic and monsters is trying to do his laundry in peace. He won't have that wish granted, though. It seems, unfortunately, that an annoying laundry companion will be the least of Geralt's problems.
JASKEL FICS
Help Me Unwind (rated E) - another gift for my lovely Kei!! Jaskier works as the head of accounting in a major corporation. With a fusion coming up, he has way more work than usual, so every weekend he ventures out to the city to unwind. A kind, handsome stranger he meets at the bar is more than willing to help with releasing the tension.
Would You Tell Me If You Wanted My Love? (rated E) - my LONGEST fic so far!! Already completed (and full of pining and misunderstandings)! A modern AU meet-cute, about two kind souls looking for love and intimacy in a harsh world. Everything would be nice and easy, if only they could talk about their needs and feelings, instead of jumping to conclusions and making themselves miserable. Good thing, there are smart people (and a smart-ass six years old!) around to finally help them find the things they both crave.
There Is Peace Even In The Storm (rated E) - Jaskier is afraid of thunderstorms. He doesn't know Eskel that good, but he's the only familiar face on the whole campus, so he turns to him for comfort and safety.
Don't Wake The Sleeping Dragon (rated E) - my Secret Santa gift for Kei for the Merry Witchermas Rarepair Event! Contrary to his husband, Eskel is a massive fan of body modifications, having almost half of his body covered with tattoos and piercings. Jaskier holds his hand during yet another piercing appointment, not knowing the severe consequences of Eskel's decision for them both.
Welcome To My Table, Bring Your Hunger (rated E) - NOW FINISHED! Modern AU! Jaskier is a top notch, exclusive sex worker, mostly serving CEOs and middle-aged businessmen. He quickly makes a name for himself and earns good money, but is bored out of his mind with his clients' mediocre requests. One night he serves a man unlike any of the clients he's had before - the encounter awakens a long lost spark in him.
Only If For A Night (rated E) - written for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt "they've had a few drinks" Modern AU! Eskel is a private driver for a very famous and very successful fashion designer. Having seen the more private side of his boss, he eventually develops feelings for him. One night of drunken confessions can bring a massive change to their professional relationship.
Marry Me Once, Marry Me Twice, Marry Me Six Times (rated M) - also written for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt "getting engaged" A modern AU, 5+1 fic! Five times Jaskier has proposed to Eskel (more or less as a joke) and the one time Eskel has proposed to Jaskier (for real).
WITCHERSEXUAL JASKIER FICS
Promises In Silk And Lace (rated E) - Jaskier/Lambert/Eskel for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt was "lingerie" It's Yule, so Jaskier has prepared a very special present for his Witcher boyfriends. That special present being him, of course!
Too Much Is Never Enough (rated E) - Jaskier/Geralt/Eskel in my third part of Blind Is the Beast series Jaskier enjoys his first winter in Kaer Morhen, especially the nights when he and Geralt are tangled together in Geralt's sheets. But then another Witcher joins them for the winter and things get interesting very quickly.
There Is No Sweeter Innocence Than Our Gentle Sin (rated E) - a Secret Santa gift for CousinCecily for the Witcher Writers event on twt! Jaskier wakes up naked in bed with two cuties but, to his surprise, neither of them are Geralt. What happened last night exactly?
DISASTER HUSBANDS (aka LAMBDEN) FICS
A Lick Of The Lips And A Grab On Your Hips (rated E) - A modern AU one-shot, set in the Bring Your Hunger - verse. A sort-of meet cute, involving awkward flirting, car sex and Aiden being a smug little shit.
My Bark Is Your Bite (rated E) - next installment also set in the Bring Your Hunger - verse, but still can be read as a one shot Lambert is one jealous bastard, so he decides to teach Aiden a lesson. Too bad Aiden is one kinky bastard, so the lesson ends up being something completely different than planned.
RAREPAIR FICS
Great Escape (rated G) - Ciri/Cahir for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt was "surprises" Ciri hates birthdays. Cahir is determined to change that.
The Goat Is Part Of The Family (rated T) - Ciri/Cahir for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt was "meet the family" Ciri and Cahir are newly engaged, so it's time for the guy to meet her family. He quickly learns Ciri's family is unlike any other. And there's also a goat.
So Good At Being In Trouble (rated M) - Geralt/Regis for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt "touching under the table in public" Long-term husbands Geralt and Regis are so in love, they can't keep their hands off of each other, even at an important meeting.
Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time (rated E) - Eskel/Yennefer for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt "Gwent" Just two workmates playing Gwent after closing the bar for the night. Things get heated and escalate quickly once it turns out Yennefer is a way better player than Eskel, who loves this game more than anything.
I'll Take The Smooth With The Rough (rated E) - Eskel/Yennefer for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt was "forced orgasm" Eskel joins Yennefer at the annual charity gala. He also agrees to her cunning plan to make the evening more entertaining for them both.
My Body Is My Weapon, So I Keep It Loaded (rated E) - Eskel/Geralt for the Rarepair Bingo, prompt was "belly bulge" On his way to Kaer Morhen for winter, Eskel gets cursed by some faes, making his cock too big for any partner to handle. He turns to Geralt for aid, and Geralt is more than willing to lend him a helping hand (and more!)
In Your Heart Is My Home (rated M) - Eskel/Geralt, a fix-it fic, written after that episode in S2 that we do not talk about. Geralt feels at home in Kaer Morhen. But there's one more place he feels the most at home, the place being his brother's arms.
