a boolean search for god

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

Prints of these are now up on my inprnt! Link in bio as always and thank you for the lovely comments 🖤

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now

i'm freeeeeee

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

forgot until just now that when i went to the grocery store today i turned down the oil/vinegar aisle and there was a store employee stocking the shelf and he said "welcome to the land of wonders" to me for some reason

[…] When a person fails to begin a project that they care about, it’s typically due to either a) anxiety about their attempts not being “good enough” or b) confusion about what the first steps of the task are. Not laziness. In fact, procrastination is more likely when the task is meaningful and the individual cares about doing it well.

I’ve been yelling this for years