back soon.

“Normalize x” “normalize y” I hope we denormalize everything. I hope we all become freaks. And I hope we all die

What the fuck is hand in unloveable hand

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

@derinthescarletpescatarian

aragorn seeing a scared little boy that knows hes going to die fighting 10,000 roided up monsters and trying to give him a pep talk. swinging THE most shitass busted up sword in all of helms deep and giving it back to the kid and going "this is a good sword." knowing full well that sword was so ass it couldn't cut butter. kingly behavior. he would make a good lesbian.

i’m on onion rings right now

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

In elementary school, my best friend and I had this game we would play where we were school supplies living inside a child's desk and going on slice-of-life adventures inside it. And I remember that a key component of our school supply society was a sort of religious schism that existed around the purpose and nature of the giant hand that occasionally reached in to grab different citizens, use them, and then return them, because most school supplies considered this an auspicious and enviable moment of being selected for a greater purpose and allowed a glimpse of a vast truth, but pencils considered it a horrible portent of doom because they always got sharpened during it and came back smaller and closer to death. We were third graders btw.

Can't believe people are out here getting their asses beat by literal children in compelling worldbuilding contests

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

The internet is a device which can be used to contact lesbians

[ID: Stick figure drawing of someone laying in bed with a flushed, happy expression, hearts floating around their head. They have a thought bubble that says, "The Fictional Man beaten and bruised and bleeding and whimpering and". /end ID]

hey do you mind if I have a crush on you...as a friend....