wherever, whatever, have a nice day.

Am I your special little boy

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit

“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:

a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)