Detective Squiggle

Purging all of the neutrons from my house.

Smart idea

New problem

you're telling me people DONT like when their cat is talkative?? you don't like meow meow?? mrrp? mmrp?

you don't like meow meow ? 🐈 ? mrrp mrrp ?

talkative affectionate and large

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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niche indie art is great because most of it is very middling in a genuine and charming way. this song melody is kind of nothing but the lyrics are clever. this novella plot is flimsy but the prose has a lot of bounce. this video essay could have been a text essay and lost nothing but it's still intellectually interesting. and then one day you take a gamble and click something that you don't really know much about and you're like. ah. they put some god in this one.

a really interesting thing i’ve learned dating someone from Pennsylvania is that they’re so proud that they killed that hitchhiking robot. it’s seriously like walking on the moon to them. you bring it up to anyone from PA and they smile warmly and nod and go “yep, yep, we did kill him and we would do it again”

my son Blunthead Slug Snake he has every disease