illyana apologism

cliff marleau is the kind of homie who shuts down instances of the f-slur by saying shit like "only cocksuckers use slurs, dick"

After finding out what gaydar is cliff loudly points people out on the street that he thinks are gay to ilya. He does not have an inside voice and he points directly at them, so can be heard by anyone in the vicinity saying 'that guy looks gay'. Ilya would intervene but he does quite enjoy showing off his gaydar skills to an interested audience, so he doesn't.

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

Canadian lesbians winning but at what cost (canadian lesbians losing)

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

Hear me out...... what if.... a character got hurt... and another character.... comforted them afterwards.....