WHAT IS AN OCEAN BUT A MULTITUDE OF DROPS

The oldest toddler in the universe

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Get a wooden bucket. (Not iron, iron burns magic.)

Acquire a long, white feather. I recommend a thunderbird feather, but any should do.

Climb to the moon. This can be a mountain, a really long ladder, or an unusually tall telephone pole.

Once you get high enough, you’ll realize that the moon is not the moon.

It is an eye. The eye of an impossibly big creature, whose pelt is sprinkled with stars. (The moon is her left eye, if you’re interested.)

Do not disrespect her.

Do not speak to her.

Find the creature’s nose. This is where the feather comes in handy.

Tickle her nose until she sneezes. A few stars will be shaken off of her.

Quickly get out the bucket and catch them out of the sky.

Bow to the creature.

Always remember rule 6.

Climb back down to the earth.

Hold the bucket upside down at all times.

Gravity works the other way for stars.

Go to a garden.

Do not take the stars inside, under any circumstances.

Grind up the stars with a large stone. You may add rice in at the end, to keep them dry.

Always remember rule 17.

Always remember rule 14.

Hang the bucket in a discreet place near your home. (It will hang upside down, do not worry.)

Use within six months of this process.

Note: this guide might not be applicable to the universe in which you reside.

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the monty hall saga

like— think for a second about how mind-bogglingly incredible it is that we know who osiris is? that somebody just made him up one day, and told stories about him to their kids, and literally thousands and thousands of years later we are still able to go “there was a god whose brother cut him into pieces”, it’s so arbitrary, it’s so incredible

that in talking about scheherazade and her husband, you are doing something that someone in every single generation has done since it was written— you are telling stories that have lasted an impossible amount of time 

can you conceive of telling a story, and then traveling into the future and hearing that same story told— with alterations, and through media that you could not possibly conceive of, but your story— in the year 3214?

the fact that we! as a species! have been telling the same damn stories for so long— the fact that we’ve seen homer’s troy and chaucer’s troy and shakespeare’s troy and troy with fucking brad pitt because we never fucking stop telling stories! never ever ever!

we never stop caring about stories, or returning to the same stories, or putting our own spins on stories. we never stop talking about the characters as if they were real, or asking what happened next, or asking to hear it again.