My "People Skills" Are "Rusty"

The masterpiece is back

wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

Wait I thought daylight savings ended this year like we aren’t doin it anymore

You'd like that wouldn't you anarchist? You'd love it if all the farmers had to go out in the fields while it's still dark and tripped and fell and impaled themselves with their scythes.

is this both a pun and also fucking loss

while i can’t in good conscience recommend it watching spn does in fact unlock both the biggest part of the map on ao3 and the funniest part of the map on tumblr

This fucking guy.

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

sorry I haven't talked in a while. no you did nothing wrong I just fundamentally lost the ability to connect to all living things by the time I graduated high school for some reason