Dess

Dating someone with DID is great cause now I can show her the same stupid unfunny garbage meme video twice

The feminine experience of hitting the cart until I’m a baby deer prancing in the snow

My guilty pleasure is AI generated country music idk why it hits so different

You truly transition when you start putting :3 at the end of every message instead of “lol” to show you aren’t being aggressive

Wish masochism carried over to regular pain I’d let a girl taze me in the throat to make me tighten around her but god forbid I reposition my broken ankle even an inch without crying like a wuss 🥲

Woodrow Wilson was autistic and his hyper fixation was the League of Nations

Free predestrogen

Y’all I was like barely holding in tears and she pulled me close and was like “it’s okay I got you” and let me sob into her arms and pet my hair and held me tight and y’all I’m so in love with her it’s actually insane

Been out of the house for 3 days I miss my bidet so much 🥲

Coming out to my Mormon long-distance grandfather by sending increasingly gay looking pictures to his Photoshare Frame thing