Big loser with a bigger heart

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

sorry, Dr. Dude

lesbians have abilities

Dont care didnt ask plus the sleeves of your wizard robe are embarrassingly short

stop fucking fact-checking and make john lennons asscrack longer NOW

none of these words are in the bible

'let people enjoy things' should be about drugs and anal sex not like bbc's sherlock

why did a tenured professor reply all to a department wide thread with a single sentence and then end with “sent from my galaxy dishwasher”

a ufo just landed on my car and crushed it and all the aliens got out and laughed

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.

Old friends senior blog sanctuary

had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber