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this is not a safe space i will beat you with a bat

are you hoes on lol mode yet ?

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

remembering this one time my father, a devout catholic who thinks of himself as progressive and believes in evolution etc, where we were arguing about "souls" and he was saying obviously animals don't have souls but humans do. and i said well you believe evolution happened. and he said yes. and i said so at some point as hominids were evolving did they just develop souls when they got 'human-like' enough? and without skipping a beat he said, yeah, at some point god said "okay you seem enough like humans" and a non-ensouled primate gave birth to an ensouled human child. and that's why humans have souls.

does anyone know how to get the light back in my eyes?

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music

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