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The best Klapollo is when Klavier is a loser

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Secondary poll based on the comments so far:
You two should reconsider your relationship if you're not able to compromise
You're perfect for each other, never involve anyone else in this situation
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propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.
So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something
thinking about ianthe and harrow sacreligiously indulging each other by using last names, sinning and scrambling for scraps of the pre-canonized selves neither of them thought they would miss. the selves that were tied down by something as ephemeral and ridiculous as filial piety and blood. itās over and done and we canāt go back and donāt tell god but please just say my name out loud
queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:
the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.
animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on
rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this
uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.
actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.
kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him
statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next
beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.
miss piggy hanging out with drag queens
related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it
pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."
janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"
rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"
actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"
Swedish Chef neopronouns: bork/bork/bork
XP/98 remix
ok what the fuck
It sounds like some digital boss theme
I had to draw this.
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I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria
#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down
via @tophatandboots
oh my god??
@lymeandcoconut
#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!
#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot
To get Caroline Bingley's character right, you have to understand that she is a foil for both the Bennet sisters and Mr. Darcy.
She is the more rational choice for Darcy vs. the Bennets. She has education, manners, a fortune, and clearly, relatives that he likes. So many fan fiction authors make her vulgar and/or unfashionable, but she isn't! That is why Darcy enjoys hanging out with her in the beginning; he would not have her at his house if she was embarrassing. Even when angry with Elizabeth, Caroline does not dare go further in attacking Elizabeth at Pemberley. She has self control. She understands boundaries, which Jane and Elizabeth mostly do, but the rest of the Bennet family struggles with. This is why she's a foil for them.
As for Darcy, at the beginning, Caroline is a nearly perfect mirror of his opinions and snobby attitude. She is doing this on purpose as a way of flirting, but it's probably pretty close to her real personality anyway. She's right that Darcy looks down on Elizabeth's uncle being a lower class lawyer. She's right that he finds the Bennet family intolerable to marry into. However, as Darcy falls in love with Elizabeth and then reforms, Caroline's mirror distorts. That shows his growth in the novel. She, like Elizabeth, fails to update her priors, though to be fair to Caroline, she didn't build her knowledge of Mr. Darcy on first impressions. It's harder to change her mind because she did once know him very well.
Side note: this is also why people woobyfying Darcy hurts Caroline as a rational character. They start in a very similar place and love mean girl gossiping together, then he changes. When Darcy's flaws are erased, it makes Caroline look super irrational and much crueller.
Lastly, Caroline is above all else, pragmatic and strategic. She does not hold grudges once it becomes more advantageous to drop them. She would never, ever, now that she is connected by marriage to the Bennets, mock them in public. Because that reflects on her! Caroline would be in London talking up that the Bennets are a very old gentry family with an ancient estate or something. She's going to be giving them a PR makeover to all her fancy friends because they are HERS now, for better or for worse and whether she likes any of them or not. Yes, in private she might be mean, as she is in the novel, but again, she's not vulgar and she has nothing to gain in public. She has manners, she has self-control; being a mean girl doesn't override that.
#gotta point out that while I absolutely love the scene where Darcy shuts Caroline down#(every time I watch the 1995 show zrayak yells āGET REKT CAROLINEā at the tv it is SO funny)#heās specifically shutting down something that they used to do together#she reminds him that he said āIād as soon call her mother a witā because HEY REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO DO THAT?#REMEMBER HOW FUN IT WAS? THAT THING WE USED TO DO ALL THE TIME?#like imagine if your main bonding activity with your bestie was getting drunk and watching bad movies and making fun of them#and then one day your bestie starts dating a screenwriter and NOW every time you bring up bad movies you get shut down#'oh no we shouldn't mock other peoples' hard work! that would be mean! :('#my brother in christ we watched the room (2003) & you said it was the dumbest thing you'd ever seen in your life what are you TALKING about#jane austen
Exactly! (tags from @bemusedlybespectacled)
Darcy is rejecting the self that he used to be as much as he's shutting down Caroline.
Love the idea that Caroline becomes the Bennetsā fiercest defender and PR managerānot because sheās had some miraculous change of personality and stopped being the mean girl, but because those monkeys are her circus now, dammit, and like hell is she going to let them drag her down. If anything, sheās going to become more manipulative and scheming than ever, but itās for the benefit of these idiots.
Exactly! It doesn't take any change of character, she defends her own and marriage is forever. The Bennets are now her own! And she will defend Jane too for the same reason (so many people are like, "Poor Jane has to live with Caroline." Jane will be fine.)
I wrote a sequel to Pride & Prejudice once and Caroline was encouraging Kitty during her first season in London. People said I was writing her way too nice for canon, but Kitty is one of hers now! A good marriage for Kitty is a good connection for Caroline. It's self motivated and exactly in character.
under my dictatorship everybody will kill the reddit incel in their ear who unironically postures dennis as some sort of alpha male gigachad for coercing women into sex so they can stop resenting the implication scene. yeah, itās been co-opted by an insufferable demographic, but itās pivotal in comprehending how dennis appraises consent as a statutory rape victim. unlike charlie, who completely disregards the concept of consent, and is indifferent to the rejections of the woman heās stalking (because in the context of his abuse, explicit opposition to the perpetrator posed no obstacle in stopping the assault), dennis intricately curates encounters in which verbal consent is given, but ultimately voided or obfuscated by circumstance. dennis does not get off on violating a woman after being told ānoā, dennis desires the power and control to determine that consent is given, but without an equilibrium of agency. he is able to convince himself he consented to his own rape, not just by subscribing to conventional patriarchal notions of rape involving a man forcing himself upon a woman after she denies his advances, but because he did not categorically reject his rapist. nevertheless, as a 14 year old boy, he did not possess the mental faculties or legal right to consent to āsexā with an adult woman. sex, for dennis, is about devising inverted scenarios of this dynamic. where a āyesā might be granted to him, but fundamentally doesnāt matter, because there is an imbalance of power between himself and the other āconsentingā party. a āyesā is not legitimate consent when ānoā is not a tangible option. a āyesā is not legitimate consent when the āsexā is being filmed without their knowledge. the nucleus of the scene is dennisā cognitive awareness that rape is wrong, but lack of self-awareness in that what he is describing constitutes sexual assault. to admit that would necessitate a subsequent unraveling of his belief systems, and to just maybe confront that heās been raped.

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Thinking about AU where anyone other than Huan Hua found LBH.
Like if any peak lords or Cang Qiong sect members found him he would have been dragged back at record speed regardless of he's disguised as a human or not.
LBH is not ready he's freaking out, he has no plan. He just got out he has no idea what to do.
SQQ is freaking the fuck out this is to early Binghe how did you speed run the abyss??
Just these 2 staring at each other both internally screaming and freaking out both completely wrong footed while everyone else around them is just breathing a sigh of relief. Finally oh thank gods SQQ is fixed now no more widow mode.
Just both with no plans and no idea what to say or do.
Neither can run away or get out of this.
Peak lords and disciples just shoving LBH at SQQ like 'Fix'
Even Meng Mo is kicking LBH like talk to him stop moping!
No one is getting away everyone is watching bamboo house to make sure everything is ok. They're used to it to see when SQQ is at sword mound.
When ur sect siblings thinks they solved the problem to your misery but made it worse (better)
What I love most about this is that Shen Qingqiu would actually completely understand Luo Binghe being caught wrong-footed here. He did a speed run of the Abyss (so impressive) and now he's supposed to be in his Scheming for Vengeance Mode, but he got caught out early by Cang Qiong and now he's not ready yet! SQQ's looking at Binghe's expression and SEEING him think 'my plans have not been baked!!!' and this is indeed what Binghe is thinking, it's just that he has completely different plans (become unparalleled virtuous cultivator + prove he's not evil) than Shen Qingqiu expects.
Ball lightning while visiting a parking lot⦠Ball lightning is a rare phenomenon described as luminescent, spherical objects that vary from pea-sized to several meters in diameter....
imagine being in the wilderness in 1542 and seeing this shit. iād believe in will-o-the-wisps too
Wanted to bring in a classic to my print lineup
Ranma beloved
Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
He also aggressively corrected himself whenever he accidentally misgendered a trans guy we knew because "there's already more women than men in the world, the more numbers we steal from them, the better." Did that even when the trans guy wasn't around.
I need to point out that he was completely serious btw. This man had no sense of humor if he tried.
He was a cook at the restaurant/bar I was a bartender at, and almost punched a costumer once because he overheard him talking about how women belong in the kitchen. Told me he thought women should stay out of kitchens, that cooking is a man's job and when I asked him what he thinks women should be doing, he went quiet for a moment, then proceeded to explain to me the following
"I trust a bitch to run a kitchen as much as she can run a country, they should do shit like plumbing. Or electricity. Something you can just learn to do and don't need to lead, you know?"
Apparently women are good at "fixing shit". He claimed that he doesn't trust male plumbers or electricians except if they're gay because "something most be wrong with you if you want to go fix other people's houses, that's that maternal instinct"
Love that you guys seem to like the stories about my Guy, here's another. (also for context i need to say that english is not the language he spoke, and when i say 'fag', i'm using it for our version of the slur. Our Guy insisted that that's just how you call gay people in our language (it isn't))
We had an openly gay coworker who looked like it (crop tops, dyed hair, make-up) and he was often harassed by the waiters from the football bar next door. The gay dude had the same name as the Guy, who insisted that we would specify the he isn't gay, so they just became "Name" and "Not Gay Name". He was fine with that.
Oh he also once went on a rant about how he respects our gay coworker more than "those other fags" because "at least he has the balls to look like a fag, yknow? None of that sneaky shit where you can't tell if they're trying to fuck you or your girlfriend." When I then told him I was bi, he looked me over and called me some slurs before telling me that I don't need to rub it in that I can get both. Then he asked me if I think he's hot and when I told him no, he informed me I should stick with women because I clearly have shit taste.
He once accidentally bullied one of our younger waitresses out of an early eating disorder she was developing before working there (she told me about it after)
Boss gave us one meal from the menu a day as a job bonus, and we had this very shy seventeen year old working with us who was already nervous around men, but Our Guy was a 6'3 dude who only stopped yelling and cursing when he was not speaking at all. If he was the one cooking that day, he'd peek out of the kitchen an hour before he'd start closing it up, and would shout at you if you haven't ordered your meal yet because he hated cooking once he already cleaned. The waitress was scared shitless of him, and so whenever he would yell at her to "fucking order already", she'd panic and just pick something.
She didn't eat much but the first time she tried to throw out almost the whole plate, he got so personally insulted that he berated her for not picking something she'd like, and demanded to know what he did wrong. He got really upset about apparently not being able to cook something that this kid would like and I'm pretty sure he started putting in extra effort to make sure she would eat it this time? It lead to him quite literally standing over her like a hawk when she ate to "see her reaction" and demand an immediate review to see what he can improve.
She later told me that it she was so scared and awkward around him back then that it kind of overrode her fear of food, and that she still sometimes pretends she's back there, when she feels a bad episode coming on, so. He did do something good for the world i guess
Our Guy met a nonbinary person once when my friend came to visit me at work. He was just on a smoke break so I had to introduce them and when I said "They're visiting" he got confused and asked us how many people are there (and then threatened murder if they dare order something while he's on a break). I had to explain this man what a nonbinary person is, he thought about it for a second, called the whole thing "fucking stupid, there ain't that shit in nature" and then proceeded to very mockingly refer to them as (our language equivalent of) "your majesty" and use the pronouns you use for people you're supposed to respect (which is genderless and very formal)
My friend thought he was really funny before I explained to them that I'm pretty sure he thought he was being mean (but hey he it wasn't misgendering so yay)
Then (after his break) they ordered a vegan sandwich and we heard him cussing them out about how "they should pick a fucking struggle". Later I asked him about it and got told that "how much shit can you deny yourself? Cheese, gender, the fuck's next?"
"Cheese, gender, what the fuck's next?"
I like how his issue isn't with the "that shit ain't in nature" thing he mentioned, but the idea that being nonbinary is some form of self-deprivation and that they deserve a gender like everyone else.
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Adding OP's final addition so we can get it all in one reblog chain.

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ways to tie knots on pendants and keychains
I canāt tie a knot to save my life, so Iāll just timestamp the words
00:00 simplest [knot for] peace pendant (original tying method)
00:18 ring pendant necklace (rotate ring 3 times)
00:29 keychain end knot
00:53 Chinese knot/lucky knot [for] anklet {i think the knot afterwards is also a lucky knot, just for the peace pendant instead of an anklet}
milesĀ āwhoās moralesā moralesās biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peterāsā¦
Rio: ā¦Tall
Jefferson: I didnāt think Aaron liked ⦠Tall people.
Jefferson: āBut listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. Itās a thing he would do!ā
Rio: āI canāt hear you. Iām asleep. Ā I have a shift in four hours.ā
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet hisĀ āhusbandā at some point now.
Aaron: ā¦Milesā¦I love you, and I am proud of youā¦but you are somehow the smartest and dumbestĀ boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he couldāve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up firstā
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. Iāll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is āfake marriage au, but itās also enemies to loversā