One True Creator

Isn’t this derp a genius?

So, there’s been a lot going on here on Slakoth’s end. Will probably drop out for a bit. Sorry about that.

name : Arceus alias ( nicknames ) : Ziv, meaning ‘Full of Life”; Derpceus, meaning “i r smrt’ gender : Arceus age : Older than everyone combined date of birth : February 14 spoken languages : Common since that’s all that applies  romantic preference : Mirror sexual preference : Arceus-sexual occupation : Creator of all that is, was, shall ever be; currently occupied with staring at reflection in mirror criminal record: Eradicated the existence of Its own servants so It could explore the world It created eye colour : Gorgeous hair colour : Fabulous height : Majestic overweight : Impossible; It still hasn’t discovered the joys of Pokepuffs underweight : Doesn’t actually understand the concept of weight colour : White. Dark grey. Green. Red. Gold. Arceus song : Storytime (by Nightwish) food : Flattery drink : Praise candy : All of it; Ziv enjoys sweets had sex : What would possibly want to bed It seriously kissed a boy : Does Its children count, back when It was raising them? kissed a girl : Refer to previous question gotten tattoos : No gotten piercings : No smoked / drank / done drugs : None of the above had a broken heart : Yes, and Its heart is still broken, actually been in love : if It has been, It doesn’t recall stayed up for more than 24 hours : Not a challenge a virgin : A god a cuddler : Absolutely a kisser : Hasn’t had Its “first kiss’ so probably not scared easily : Genuinely scared? No, but does enjoy getting startled every now and then jealous easily : That would imply Arceus cares enough about mortal happenings to become jealous trustworthy : If bribed with a mirror then potentially in a relationship : With Its mirrors maybe considered mean : Mean? Not at all; heartless? Only by those closest to Its wrong side. harmed themselves : No. thought of suicide : Well someone had to come up with the idea, so Arceus thought it up attempted suicide : No. wanted to kill someone : And succeeded. have / had a job : Does making/unmaking things count as a job? fears : A lot other: Still wants a Pokepuff children : By Its own name, too many children, and many a troublemaker at that pet(s) : Humanity

absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | aimless | alcoholic | anxious | arrogant | audacious | bad liar | bigmouth | bigot | blindly obedient | blunt | callous | childish | chronic heroism | clingy | clumsy | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cowardly | cruel | cynical | delinquent | delusional | dependent | depressed | deranged | disloyal | ditzy | egotistical | envious | erratic | fickle | finicky | flaky | frail | fraudulent | guilt complex | gloomy | gluttonous | gossiper | gruff | gullible | hedonistic | humorless | hypochondriac | hypocritical | idealist | idiotic | ignorant | immature | impatient | incompetent | indecisive | insecure | insensitive | lazy | lewd | liar | lustful | manipulative | masochistic | meddlesome | melodramatic | money-loving | moody | naive | nervous | nosy | ornery | overprotective | overly sensitive | paranoid | passive-aggressive | perfectionist | pessimist | petty | power-hungry | proud | pushover | reckless | reclusive | remorseless | rigorous | sadistic | sarcastic | senile | selfish | self-martyr | shallow | sore loser | spineless | spiteful | spoiled | stubborn | tactless | temperamental | timid | tone-deaf | traitorous | unathletic | ungracious | unlucky | unsophisticated | untrustworthy | vain | withdrawn | workaholic

Hmm. It has been a while since Derpceus last frequented this gathering hole. Things have changed, for sure... Slakoth wonders how long it’ll take before Derpceus tries to unmake things.