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OMG GTA

Derpceus knows he’s not supposed to be around, but he made an amazing discovery that he desperately wants to share. He has discovered the abbreviations, “OMG” and “GTA” and, for a long time, considered what these could mean. Rest assured, it all makes sense.

OMG could only possibly mean “Oh my glory”. GTA obviously means “Glory to Arceus”.

Isn’t this derp a genius?

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About Derp

name : Arceus alias ( nicknames ) : Ziv, meaning ‘Full of Life”; Derpceus, meaning “i r smrt’ gender : Arceus age : Older than everyone combined date of birth : February 14 spoken languages : Common since that’s all that applies romantic preference : Mirror sexual preference : Arceus-sexual occupation : Creator of all that is, was, shall ever be; currently occupied with staring at reflection in mirror criminal record: Eradicated the existence of Its own servants so It could explore the world It created eye colour : Gorgeous hair colour : Fabulous height : Majestic overweight : Impossible; It still hasn’t discovered the joys of Pokepuffs underweight : Doesn’t actually understand the concept of weight colour : White. Dark grey. Green. Red. Gold. Arceus song : Storytime (by Nightwish) food : Flattery drink : Praise candy : All of it; Ziv enjoys sweets had sex : What would possibly want to bed It seriously kissed a boy : Does Its children count, back when It was raising them? kissed a girl : Refer to previous question gotten tattoos : No gotten piercings : No smoked / drank / done drugs : None of the above had a broken heart : Yes, and Its heart is still broken, actually been in love : if It has been, It doesn’t recall stayed up for more than 24 hours : Not a challenge a virgin : A god a cuddler : Absolutely a kisser : Hasn’t had Its “first kiss’ so probably not scared easily : Genuinely scared? No, but does enjoy getting startled every now and then jealous easily : That would imply Arceus cares enough about mortal happenings to become jealous trustworthy : If bribed with a mirror then potentially in a relationship : With Its mirrors maybe considered mean : Mean? Not at all; heartless? Only by those closest to Its wrong side. harmed themselves : No. thought of suicide : Well someone had to come up with the idea, so Arceus thought it up attempted suicide : No. wanted to kill someone : And succeeded. have / had a job : Does making/unmaking things count as a job? fears : A lot other: Still wants a Pokepuff children : By Its own name, too many children, and many a troublemaker at that pet(s) : Humanity

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Slakoth Speaks

Slakoth here. Back into the Tumblr thing for who-knows-how-long, but I’m not feeling the side-blog thing for Derpceus. I just want to play with him, so I’m going to move over. I’ll keep the Alpharceus tag cause I love the tag, but I’ll be on derpceus.tumblr.com instead.

So yeah. I’ll maybe be over there for a bit. See ya’ll around =w=/

#Slakoth Speaks #OOC #Pokemon #Arceus #Derpceus