Out foraging

It was a clitorical question

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

mods? renovate her childhood playground the summer after she graduates college.

seeing carter hart cry after costing his team the cup really is the highlight of my year

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

im a protected species you fucking asshole