NERD SHIT ALERT

my writing gland is purple and swollen

virgin din djarin

I mean he’s kinda ugly and freaky looking I’ll admit it but he’s special to me so it’s fine

my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often

hes lying next to me in bed my hands are shaking closing around his throat i cant see through the tears

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian