Everything Im Too Polite To Say In One Place

If you have the books, use that instead of the online services for any campaigns you are currently in. If you need to buy the books, try and get them second hand. Don’t buy merch or minis. Don’t go see the movie. Just hit their wallets hard enough to make it clear we don’t fuck around.

Hey that kinda reminds me of-

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Characters who have more than a +3 to their Investigation Checks

Characters who remember to cover their tracks when leaving the scene of a crime

Characters who remember to count their money

Characters who are a little too trigger happy with spells that do fire damage

Characters with Zemnian accents

That little *foomph* noise someone did when they casted the Dancing Lights cantrip

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