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We just say whatever now huh. We just say things out our aaah. GET THE KINGS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH NOLAN YOU BITCH

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Here are my beeves (plural of "beef", thematic) with online cooking content:

Stop saying your recipes take five minutes. Nothing takes five minutes

Use of passive voice ("olive oil gets drizzled in a pan with garlic and crushed chili, which are toasted until...")

End-of-video catchphrases and gimmicks

karrakazz

I dont like when they call a bagel a "breakfast bagel" thats a bagel with [filling or schmear] like youd call it a "bagel with egg and cheese" or whatever. If you really want to you can say "bagel sandwich." Get it together

karrakazz

"Hug in a bowl"

karrakazz

"10 out of 10!"

karrakazz

Calling everything "cozy" and "comforting"

karrakazz

"Sweet treat" nothing inherently wrong with this ive just heard it repeated too many times

karrakazz

"This is what i make when im craving sushi!" And its some kind of cooked fish. Thats different!!!! Thats not like sushi its a whole different thing

real-slime-shady

Jesse is KIND ❤️

Skyler is RESILIENT ❤️

Walter

Mike is WISE ❤️

Gus is POWERFUL ❤️

Saul is SILLY ❤️

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wardengrill

All right. Without you, I couldn't have done it.

ostolero

these guys ruled the world at the start of the 21st century

segamascott

they're both so fucking hot...

#you're better than this.

clowngirrl

klapollo

various tv, film, and theater producers for the last 50 years smacking themselves in the forehead like fuuuuck how can we make it easy to understand why carrie is alienated from her peers and callously bullied at school WITHOUT making her a hideous fatass like in the book

unsubconscious

Andrei Tarkovsky on the set of ‘The Sacrifice’ 1986

#probably the photo ever

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gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

theehorsepusssy

trapped--under--rice

please behold the 24 Hours of Lemons race, in which you can only spend $500 total on a car to cross country race for 24 hours

named after the legendary 24 hour Le Mans race, Lemons rallies barely legal cars in an endurance race across America. had the privilege of sharing the freeway with this race and seeing the absolute art od this event

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch

This is so American I could CRY

hogmilked

oh this is nothing. some of my favorite lemons entries are:

an airplane stuck on a toyota minivan

this miata built by rocket scientists

the mr2 boat

the nyan cat bmw that i think actually played the song at all times

the homer simpson car built by uranium workers

this limo whose brakes caught on fire

the dumbest corolla and supra wearing funny hats

and so much more. 24 hours of lemons my beloved

#I NEED THIS

toskarin

chainsaw dan if denji was tom and refined

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sam Handwich.

sufficientlylargen

If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.

zooperdoopers

I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)‌

sufficientlylargen

Oh, wary dell vone

zooperdoopers

Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.

Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.

Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))

#LOL

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swordoftheberserkgutsrage

I am here for feminist sex

unification

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

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