Departed Glories

ok apparently dont need it for what i originally had the idea to use it for but remembring my blockbench model means i can pose me however i want

gay furries will see some cambrian explosion bullshit and be like "is anyone gonna make a slutty fursona outta this" and not wait for an answer

there's an old anne rice interview circulating on twitter rn that i remember reading ages ago where she makes a pretty salient point about how submissive men who have bdsm fantasies etc will go to a sex worker and basically order the ala carte version of their fantasy to be performed in real life but women don't really have that same option and certainly not at the same point of availability so they read her horny books instead. and honestly that argument has been in the back of my mind every time people get on their high horses about the popularity of booktok romantasy novels or heated rivalry or whatever the "women are horny and we're upset about that" cultural property du jour is ever since. women, especially straight women, have so few outlets for their sexual desires, especially if they have a partner who doesn't share them, and i will never understand why "someone ELSE'S private sexual fantasy makes me uncomfortable and therefore they should not be allowed to engage with it, even if i am in no way being affected by it or even aware of it at all" is such a popular party line among allegedly progressive young people.

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

btw if you have persistent or intense acne and those hydrocolloid acne patches aren't doing the trick you can just put regular full size hydrocolloid bandages on your face you can find them in the first aid section of any grocey store. they're bigger stronger more powerful and much much cheaper because the skincare industry is a scam. and you can just cut them up if you want them smaller

tony sopranos

Jerry Seinfeld

There are many fun reasons to have a character avoid using guns, but I think "this otherwise-awesome fighter is a really terrible shot" is an underappreciated one. Yes, they're available in my setting and would work against my enemies. No, I don't have a moral code against them or a power that makes them redundant. I just can't aim for shit!

In general IMO the more badass and hypercompetent a character is, the more they're enriched by having one skill they're just absolutely hopeless at. Terrible shot, terrible liar, terrible dancer, no poker face, no sense of direction, can't drive, can't swim, can't cook, can't read, always broke, always late, always falls for a certain trick...