non-binary at la brea tar pit

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would