what if I decide to let the joy slowly creep into my life the same way dread does…… what then

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

"the writer's strike could stop the MCU from making new movies for months!" fuck dont dirtytalk me like that. it's only 9:34 am

i hate these modern all-plastic playgrounds for kids... safety blah blah blah, they're ugly

i know that children crave steel and iron

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the for you page

studio ghibli romances be like mmm what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

the video game parabola where games that are bad are bad but games that are too polished are also bad

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

a CIA operative posing as your betterhelp therapist trying to convince you to start 3d printing ghost guns