''are you too stupid to do it on your own?'' STOP giving me a boner

You, naked in a sketchy vet's office as I pay him to microchip you.

many of my kinks are just about me wanting desperately to be your favorite

pigtails = bunny ears

cool fact: you can just make decisions for dolls and they'll go along happily with them. every time a doll is given a choice, and then told which one is the right one, it'll be so thankful it has you to help it learn what's best for it. you can ask if you could do terrible things to a doll and then tell it yes, it does consent, good doll, you're using it for its intended purpose.

I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

girl on girl mating press. and send post

if you’re mean and condescending to me i will get wet!

being a brat does sound sooo fun but unfortunately i was cursed with Good Puppy syndrome and i have to do whatever you say

girls with social anxiety activate my predator instincts. i'm not usually very dominant but put a shy girl who's secretly a freak in front of me and you are NOT getting her back in one piece

coaxing skittish anxious girls out of their shells and turning them into shameless exhibitionist free-use cumsluts is literally what i want to do for a living

my favorite part of posting shit like this is the perusing the notes + comments of my own hornypost afterwards like a fox leisurely choosing which chicken it wants from the henhouse

hiiiiiiiiii~~~!!

#'imagine a bear calling you a good dog' is like 80% of sex on this website lmao (via @vergess)