Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@demure-squid
Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge
This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.
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Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance
*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.
Official silly sign(s)
i love when museums have near exact replicas of their displayed objects for you to buy. haha 15th century ceramic cup you are in my possession
Went to a museum exhibit once that had this little guy
10/10, give me tiny replicas of animal statues that I am encouraged to pat as part every exhibit ever please
made a goldfish mii and got obsessed with her, her name is goldie and her goals in life are a hotdog with large drink
She's just like me frfr
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Leaf your leaves on the ground (no, seriously.) They provide so much for bugs, places to lay eggs places to hibernate. This comic does a great job at showing WHY we don't see our little friends as often, because our systems and social expectations are anti-earth and anti-life. Don't eradicate your friends (maybe just that one) let the leaves lay
Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower
that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.
I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah
[ID: screenshot of a tag reading #now he can change his name to ryan goose
/end ID]
Honestly, as much as older generations like to shit on younger generations, kids these days are so good. They're so smart and funny and creative and they're trying SO hard despite the absolute disaster of a world they're growing up in.
Love and kindness and patience for all the babies growing up in this dumpster fire ❤
camelot dashboard simulator
👑 kingofengland
questing literally sucks. i miss my wife
🛡️lance.du.lac
me too :(
👑 kingofengland
??????
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🔑seneschal-kay
PLEASE stop signing up for tournaments under fake names. im so serious. if we get any more of these we are literally going to call off the games this upcoming whitsuntide. and this includes lancelot. there are no exceptions. i will throw you out if you give me a fake name. i don’t care who your dad is. i will kill you
🕶️fair.unknown Follow
hi
🔑seneschal-kay
BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU
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🧪 tristan-from-cornwall
lancelot i know this is you
#your obsession with me is getting embarrassing #also she is literally also named iseult so i dont see what the problem is
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🧥la-cote-male-taile
wait guys im actually really confused about sir mordred lmao. is he arthur’s nephew or his son
🏴queen.morgause.70 Follow
tbh not sure you’re going to love the answer to this one
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🛡️lance.du.lac
hey guys! just an update since i know i’ve been gone for a while! i’ve just been taking some time to myself just to relax in the woods and i feel a lot better now. i’m done being insane and on my way back to camelot :)
🛡️lance.du.lac
insane again
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🧚♀️morgan-le-fae
what should i send to my brother next
cape that will set him on fire
horn that tells him wife is cheating on him
#tbh cape that sets people on fire is a favorite of mine #but also the gwencelot stuff is pissing me off #especially because lancelot keeps vagueblogging about it #as if everyone doesnt know what’s going on
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#personal #my husband has been missing for like 2 days and i think he is cheating on me #i havent really wanted to come to terms with this because it just sucks but i dont really know what other explanation there could be #:(
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spotted on west grounds of camelot castle 03:47 4/26/1066
(submitted by @ bedivere77)
👑kingofengland
anyone want to go hunt this with me??
#have been having kind of a rough week but maybe hunting will lift my spirits #also a package just arrived for me so thats exciting!!!!
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❤️queen.guinevere
just so you guys all know, there is someone sending people random anons pretending to be me but it’s not me who sent it!! so if you get anything weird that seems like it's from me in the next few days it's probably not. sorry and i hope this gets figured out soon!!
💔false.guinevere
>:)
❤️queen.guinevere
wtf
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🪓oldest.orkney.gawain Follow
does anyone else think beaumains or whatever his name is looks super familiar
🛡️lance.du.lac
dude i think he's your brother
🪓oldest.orkney.gawain Follow
ohhhh yeah that would actually make so much sense. on an unrelated note does anyone think fair unknown looks super familiar
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🎭dinadan-the-knight Follow
courtly love is actually such a joke. the queen does not care about you lmfao. get a life
👑kingofengland
:(
🎭dinadan-the-knight Follow
i am so sorry my lord this post was not about you
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🗡️per.ce.val
on the grail quest and i think galahad just died???
🐗sir-bors
on the bright side we did find the grail!
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A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕
Sourcing the photos as taken by Mark Ham on Instagram, according to one of the replies.
Happy Pride month to the moon
Funny how anime-onlys label Maomao as the freak in the relationship when at most she's just "his hands are kinda nice..."
Meanwhile Jinshi canonically looks awkward at the mention of her pregnant, likes her tears, likes tickling her feet and back, licked and bit her sweaty neck and admitted to wanting to do it again, asked for slaps to the face while on his knees, sniffed her stinky hair post kidnapping, had no problem washing his face with her used water,
i haaate when ppl are talking abt mammal colouration and they bring up mandrills but not vervet monkeys.... fake fans
put some respect on his name
Literal blue balls
Okay I started this post in tags but then realized I had to continue in an actual post because I found out something fascinating and you all have to know. However. You're going to have to deal with my tags at first because I'm not rephrasing this for normal language. ENJOY.
I actually…. what's going on PHYSICALLY that makes them blue?, as primates - and as far as I know MAMMALS IN GENERAL, we have melanin (which makes fur/hair/skin dark), and eumelanin (which makes fur/hair/skin red), there are also dilution genes which can make those colors look… gray, sometimes even blue-ish, but that color of blue is just…., what ACTUAL PIGMENT is created in your body that makes that happen,
Uhh.... no information on what pigment on the skin/fur is causing the color, but it isn't about the melanin content in the skin. More dominant individuals have more fluid between their testicles and skin, which causes the blue color, and as individuals become less dominant... there is less fluid in there... and so their balls get less blue.
Still not a good answer for why their balls are blue when most mammals could have the most dehydrated balls possible and they wouldn't be that color. You can actually see how the thigh veins in the above dominant male's leg (third picture) have blue on them. but.... fascinating.
@pisswizard420 with the further research. Of course it’s pisswizard420. Why would it be anyone else.
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
read through the notes on this one trust me
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
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My favourite example of the "love you in every lifetime" trope
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
