That's me

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

New friends' regression to the mean: if you meet someone who is cool/wise/etc and make bids on that basis, you probably saw them at an unusually good time or at their strongest domain. As the friendship builds, you'll discover more worse-than-initial things about them than better-than-initial things.

Ah, that's the concise terminology for describing what I was trying to explain when talking about how whenever I discover a new band, oftentimes the first song of theirs I ever heard remains my favorite of their songs.

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

Everything after (and including!) the question mark is the identifier. Destroy it!

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank