Lately I've been slipping away

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

1-800-ARE-YOU-SIPPIN?

yeah I've seen this gif before. don't care, I'm gonna reblog it. as long as there is a 0.00000001% chance that me reblogging this will result in even just ONE new person seeing this gif, that's all I need. it's kinda why I'm here. I'm gonna do what I came here to do

same-thing-every-day gimmick accounts as a form of absurdist art

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

internet heiroglyphics

There's too much going on here

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

put the post down

@hexagonal-wizard you’re famous!

I also approve of this post!

Me too ♡♡

Uh Oh.

Woag Shiatbcrasg

gfuel what

THE NEFARIOUS WIZARD HAS ARRIVED TO THE PENIS POST!

Advancement Made: "Haha"- Penis

Yay, genitals. Gross.

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY-

Damn

HA NOW YOU GOT TH3 3PPRBCU IN ON IT WAIT WHY DO I KNOW THAT WORD

TENNIS BALLS! UNITE!

quick someone write a haiku to get the haiku bot in this as well

literally cannot believe "first ever live action omegaverse show" is not bigger news on tumblr

WHAT

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

Cannot Stress Enough how important it is to read Howl’s Moving Castle written by Diana Wynn Jones immediately after watching Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki. When he made the movie he was of course upset with war and thus included it in the film, but you gotta understand. You really Gotta Understand. Every time in the movie where Howl turns the door dial black to travel to an absolutely hellish warscape? You know where that same dial takes him in the book? The Real World Country Of Wales

He goes to his sister’s house to play rugby and have a drink with his mates. His sister is like “you fucking loser get a JOB” and Howell is like “I have a job, I’m a wizard!” And she’s like “FUCK OFF”