No.1 Ty Betteridge Suffering Supporter

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

13 years spent pining and not one drunken handjob to show for it and you'd be writing stomachaches too

okay maybe one drunken handjob

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

(with the same tone as tim, jonny and the toy soldier in the moon tunnels) cooked last night, and cooked the night before. gotta cook tonight or i'll never eat no more