No.1 Ty Betteridge Suffering Supporter

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

13 years spent pining and not one drunken handjob to show for it and you'd be writing stomachaches too

okay maybe one drunken handjob

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

(with the same tone as tim, jonny and the toy soldier in the moon tunnels) cooked last night, and cooked the night before. gotta cook tonight or i'll never eat no more

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

proposing a new genre of fiction called an anti-romance where u r presented w a couple at the start & the story is about their emotional journey towards a catastrophic break up

will they won't they (end this farce). there's only one bed (but for some reason they don't really want to share it). out of context eavesdropping (that paints the relationship in a better light than it deserves). chasing after them to stop them getting on that plane (and stopping them from finally being free)

nobody understands my vision i don't mean any old story where a relationship fails and it's tragic or w/e i mean a story where the intention is for the audience to root for it failing the same way u root for it succeeding in a romance. & when the relationship finally implodes at the climax of the story it's all very cathartic & everybody cheers.

like have u never wanted a fictional couple to break up so badly it hurt?

Oh are there people who don't know this mess of a movie has the all time most spectacular final wizard battle in the fantasy genre??

I cant tell you how many times I watched this movie as a small child