No.1 Ty Betteridge Suffering Supporter

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I love that even after settling down and getting his life back, Arthur still doesn't take care of his health. He broke his ribs and hand and just walked it off. The only thing he's eaten over two days and five episodes is a slice of pie. He sleeps on the couch.

watched monsters university again i want to marry the dean

you just know she's married to another woman

I was an orphan adopted by a 30 something workaholic woman with an inexplicably large and opulent apartment. She immediately sent me off to some kind of magical school, where through completing botw style trial chambers I was supposed to learn engineering (just regular engineering). The first trial involved defeating a minotaur(?).

Okay So Apparently Old Brush Valley Isn't A Real Place That Exists In Real Life It's Completely Made Up And The Song Isn't From 1929 Either Is It They Don't Exist Outside Of Woe.begone For 2 YEARS I've Just Assumed They Are Real And I Simply Have Never Heard Of Them Because They Are In America I Just Never Bothered To Check I Had No Reason To Why Would Mr Woe.begone Like To Me I Had No Reason To Suspect They Aren't Real They Seemed Legitimate To Me Why Would I Doubt That The Song Isn't A Real Classic American Murder Ballad Like What I Googled It Today For Funsises To See And IT'S NOT REAL well it is But You Know What I Mean I've Been Living A Lie Fuck My Life

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post