dream girl

i get these violent urges and moods where i just want to fight and bleed it’s like an ache in my chest

i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves

you mean to tell me an hour is just six 10 minute intervals. We are fucked beyond belief

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

the point of life is actually to acquire cool jackets and become known to friends and acquaintances as someone who always has a cool jacket

(sitting in my living room alone) Does anyone wanna know my thoughts on something

At my big age I’m somehow still surprised and appalled and scandalized when I’m faced with realities like when you don’t eat you are hungry, and when you don’t sleep you are tired

; beekeeper, buzzfeed video producer, one of the try guys, mascot for Panda Express, the first person to walk on a spoon

what the fuck did i mean with this i need to know

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

ever since i learned abt the concept of networking i knew i was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

Considering introducing a controlled burn to the prairies of my mind