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wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

Is your packer slowly sliding down your pants leg or are you just really scared to see me

top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

i never take white alt and/or goth girls seriously cus 9 times out of 10 they’re dating the town rapist and genuinely think their pussies can change a man’s right wing political views

kitten ill be honest daddy is pondering whether she'll always feel this way or if it gets better

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

im donating my body to pseudoscience