there's a ghost in my lungs & it sighs in my sleep

Sometimes I want my neopets to be sad

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

I’m literally on a spectrum they haven’t even discovered yet

Some fake things that aren't real are low key really importsnt