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Thank you for 200 followers! Iâm very sorry for the delay, schoolâs been intense recently and I havenât had the time to do the research needed for this post. In any case, I hope you enjoy this one; youâll get another myth retelling once I reach 250!
IIIIN THIS CORNER WE HAVE PERUN, GOD OF THE SKY AND EARTH, LORD OF THE GODS.
AAAND IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE VELES, GOD OF THE WATER AND UNDERWORLD, AND YOU KNOW HEâS A TRICKSTER.
These guys are pretty heavy hitters in the Slavic pantheon, so this battle between the two of them is kind of a big deal.
What starts all this is Veles stealing something of Perunâs. Whether itâs his cattle, wife, or children, weâre not sure. Regardless, Perun is mad.
ROUND 1, FIGHT
So, he chases Veles all around the world trying to zap him with lightning bolts (because every supreme god has lightning bolts for some reason), but Veles manages to dodge his attacks by transforming into animals or hiding behind trees, buildings, or people.
He isnât able to evade Perun forever though. Eventually, Perun either kills Veles or manages to banish him back to the underworld (and, I assume, get his stuff/family back).
TOTAL KNOCKOUT
To the Slavic people at the time, this story symbolized the conflict between order and chaos, and how the good always ends up on top. In other words, they lived happily ever after.
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In Aztec mythology, Coatlicue (âshe with serpent skirtsâ) is the mother of the 400 stars in the sky, and one daughter, Coyolxauhqui (âshe with bells on her cheeksâ). When Coatlicue becomes pregnant illegitimately (by touching a tuft of hummingbird feathers - this sort of stuff happens a lot in Mesoamercan mythos), her children become both embarrassed and enraged. But none more so than her daughter, Coyolxauhqui. Together with her 400 brothers, she launches an attack on her mother, but it is foiled when her motherâs unborn son Huitzilopochtli (âthe hummingbird on the leftâ) springs forth from her womb, armed for battle.
Huitzilopochtli dismembers Coyolxauhqui, and flings her head into the sky where it becomes the moon, so that her mother might look upon her always.
Depiction: He is depicted as a large being that is half bird, half man. He has the head, beak, wings, and talons of an eagle, with the torso of a human man.
Worship: He is the national emblem of Thailand, and a seal of him is used by government officials to certify documents.
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Relationships: Daughter of Tengri, Sister of Erlik, Koyash, Ay Tanri, & Ălgen
Depiction: She is depicted with sixty golden locks of hair that appear like rays of the sun, and is almost always show with a child. She also occasionally takes the form of a deer
Epithets: Yellow Maiden, Mother Umay
Worship: Important women in the Mongol empire were equated to Umay; Women who worship Umay are believed to have male children; It is thought that if Umay stops caring for a child, that would cause it to get ill. When this happens, shamans are called to help bring Umay back; A happy, sleeping baby means Umay is near, and a crying baby means Umay is gone; Some believe that Umay also gives good luck.
Depiction: (S)he is depicted as a small dragon or a small, golden snake riding on the head of a dragon. Sometimes, (s)he takes the form of a male or female with a dragonâs tail.
Worship: (S)he was believed to live in a cave called RyĹŤketsu on Mount MurĹ in the Nara prefecture of Japan. In ancient times, this cave was a common setting for worship and rainmaking ceremonies; Whenever there was a drought, buddhist priests would pray and conduct ceremonies in honor of Zennyo, and it was said that rain would come without fail; There is also a shrine dedicated to him/her in Kyoto, called Shinsenâen.
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Mara/MÄra/MÄras MÄte/MÄre/MÄrÄŤte/MÄrasmate/MÄrĹĄa/MÄrĹĄava/Piena-Mate/Lopu Mate/Iopu Marija
Origin: Latvian
Goddess of: Milk Production & Protection
Popularity: Popular
Relationships: Associated with Moschel & Laima (childbirth goddess)
Epithets: Mother of the Milk & Mother of Livestock
Worship: She had a festival dedicated to her called MÄras, which took place on August 15th; A symbol called âMÄraâs crossâ was often placed on fresh-baked bread & fireplaces to dedicate them to her as offerings & earn her blessing.
Relationships: Son of Nyx (& Erebus, according to some sources), Brother of Thanatos, Nemesis, Eris, The Keres, Apate, The Moirai, Oizys, Momus, Aether, Hemera, Moros, Dolos, Philotes, & Geras, Husband of Pasithea, Father of The Oneiroi
Depiction: A young man with wings on his head, sometimes appropriately shown sleeping. He is described as a kind & gentle god with a good relationship with humans, but is sometimes known to trick people, especially Zeus.
Worship: The word âhypnosisâ comes from his name; There are many works of art depicting him, especially vases.
The Norse Creation Myth from the Poetic Edda (Basically)
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Since you all seem to like my Norse content so much, hereâs my satirical retelling of VĂśluspĂĄ stanzas 1-20. Hope you enjoy~!
So VĂśluspĂĄ is told by a vĂślva, which is kind of like an oracle or a prophet, to Odin - against her will, unsurprisingly. It covers a lot of different topics from past, present, & future, but weâre just going to cover the first section today.
It starts off with the vĂślva basically telling everyone to be quiet and listen up, which is understandable because this story is long and sheâs not gonna repeat it. (I guess Iâm kind of acting as the vĂślva in this situation.)
At first, there was nothing - how most creation myths start. It was just Ymir chillinâ out in the void. Then, out of nowhere, Burâs sons (Odin, Vili, & Ve) came and lifted up Mithgarth, which would become the land of humans. Leeks started to grow, which sounds totally random but apparently they were symbolic of growth and said to have magic power.
The Sun, Moon, and stars appeared, but didnât really know what to do or where to go. But I guess the gods (Ăsir) figured that out for them, because they were here now.
The Ăsir held a council, and built some stuff, like places for them to live. And they had a great time, chillinâ out again, until three awesome giant ladies rolled up from Jotunheim. It doesnât really explain why the giantesses caused problems, but generally Aesir and JĂśtnar donât really get along.
Afterwards came the creation of the dwarves, from the blood and limbs of (presumably) Ymir :( What did Ymir do wrong yâall whyâd you kill him :(
Anyway, Motsognir was the mightiest of all the dwarves, and Durin was second to him. After that, the vĂślva goes on to list a whole lot of dwarf names for no particular reasonâmaybe just to waste everyoneâs time.
Then come humans: Ask & Embla. They were empty shells, with no soul or senses(or common sense Iâm not sure which), or whatever âheatâ and âgoodly hueâ means. So, Odin gave them souls, HĂśnir gave them senses, and an early version of Loki gave them their heat and goodly hue.
The destinies of humans were cut into the wood of the world-tree by the Norns, goddesses of fate, and thenâŚthe war between the Ăsir and the Vanirâthe first war ever, in fact. But thatâs a story for another day.
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Relationships: Son of Odin and JĂśrd, Husband of Sif, Father of Magni, Modi, & Thrud
Depiction: Thor is depicted as a muscular blond or red-haired & bearded man wielding a hammer. He rides a cart or chariot pulled by two goats. He is known as a brave, fierce warrior with unbelievable strength.
Epithets: The Terrible, The Bear, The One Who Rides Alone, Brave Heart, Fierce Soul, & The Thunder Hurler
Worship: The weekday Thursday was named after him; His hammer was symbolic of the god, and was displayed in many different ways, including amulets and on runestones; From the Viking Age onward, personal names stemming from Thor were common; He had a temple, and priests were appointed to offer him sacrifices in an effort to prevent plague or famine; Even after the Christianization of Europe, Thor continued to be invoked and worshipped by many people of Northern & Western Europe.